Wild Turkeys!

Good morning readers,

I hope you had a nice weekend. I had a very eventful one! You know I’m domesticated, right? A dog like me is very accustomed to humans. I can talk and type, and I don’t wear clothes, but I do have opinions about fashion.

So it will come as no surprise to you that wild animals are strange to me. This weekend I was out for a small hike when I came across Wild Turkeys!

Naturally I was interested to get to know them better. “Hey, turkeys!” I shouted, but they ran away from me, squawking wildly.

It’s so sad that they no longer trust their fellow animals. I think we could learn a lot from each other. I don’t know if we’ll get the chance to meet again.

And so, dear reader, if you are living in the wild, and you read this blog (which must be difficult), I ask that you give your domesticated cousins a chance. Many of us are very friendly.

Your tame dog and friend,
Mickey

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