Hello Readers, Here at the H&M headquarters we’ve had 3 DAYS STRAIGHT of rain. You know what this means: lots of water. Luckily we are situated in the attic and

Hello again readers! You know Hector told me that some bloggers post daily to their blogs. But we all know that he is filled with all sorts of misconceptions about

Hello Readers, I’m feeling a little abashed, which is what happens when you combine bashful and ashamed. It’s been a terribly long time since I last posted, and I know

Hello Readers! Here I am. Back again. This time to tell you about Harriet who has gone off the deep end with her new health food kick. You know, I

Hello Readers, It is with a heavy heart that I write to you that Alice the praying mantis has died. Annie stepped on her abdomen on her way into the

We’re back! Did you think we’d ever return? We were not sure ourselves. We have some very big news for you, readers: we’ve moved! Well. I know the first thing

Hello Readers, Harriet and I have both been disappointed with our irregular blog postings as of late. We are quite distracted by the moving of our World Headquarters from west

Hello friends, I have been neglecting the blog. I am very busy in ways that could be difficult for you to imagine. A dog of my kind… But here I

Well Dear Readers, Spring is here. With its sunshine and rain. Here at the world headquarters of H&M, Ink., the trees are blossoming. Do you have seasonal allergies? Hector does

Hello Savvy Reader, Do you own an iPod? Are you in contact with weasels or water? If so, please continue reading. Late on the morning of March 20th, an unidentified