Dear readers, It is with great seriousness, regret, truthfulness that I inform you of the death of Harriet. That is, of Harriet’s body. It’s difficult to pinpoint a time of

Hello Readers and Happy June, You will be interested to know that the weasels have taken a great interest in bugs. Will the insect world benefit? The younger weasel is

Dear Spring Reader, Did you read my personal ad? Did you tell your single dog friends about it? I must admit I am baffled by the lack of response. Harriet

Oh, Dear Reader. I’m feeling a little down today. Sure it’s nice having friends and new hires, but things can turn on you so fast. Guess who’s no longer welcome

Good afternoon Cherished Reader, Well, you will be relieved to know that the chaise is finished! Printing on fabric is all well and good, but I’m not sure that it

Good afternoon Reader, Perhaps you are acquainted with The New Math? It’s a new way of doing math. Harriet, apparently, is very against it, being so expertly expert in her

Hello Readers, Here at the H&M headquarters we’ve had 3 DAYS STRAIGHT of rain. You know what this means: lots of water. Luckily we are situated in the attic and

Hello Readers, I’m feeling a little abashed, which is what happens when you combine bashful and ashamed. It’s been a terribly long time since I last posted, and I know